‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers
look how cute this koala is
i am going to adopt him and name him swag
i bet you can’t wait till shower time (:
jUTS WHNE YOUT HOGUHT THERE WAS AN AUSTRALIAN ANIMAL THAT WASNT TERRIDFYGING
How to say Tumblr like an Australian.
How to say Tumblr like an American.
How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.
How to say Tumblr in Chinese.
How to say Tumblr in British.
How to say Tumblr in Russian.
How to say Tumblr if homosexual.
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
The Lion King Rises
“The Summer of ‘94 part of it cracked me up.”
“I don’t know what this makes me want to watch more… The Lion King or Dark Knight Rises…”
Edit: The answer is both. Both is the correct answer.
“Never, has a rhinoceros falling onto a toucan been so hilariously dramatic.”
“I want to watch the Lion King so badly after seeing this!”
“I got chills!”
“The roar at the end is just too perfect.”
Acting is really difficult to talk about. If you could talk about it so easily, then you wouldn’t have to act.
#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR
i am literally dying with laughter
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?!
I’m really tired of hearing “I have nothing against gay people BUT I think they shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.”
That’s one big motherfucking “but” after “nothing against”.
It’s like saying “Don’t take this the wrong way but your baby is fucking ugly.”
Anyway, I’ve found some pictures of celebrities who belong to LGBT community with kids. I mean it’s obvious that they shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near kids. (note the sarcasm)