OH MY GOD.
MY MUM JUST TRIED TO TEXT ME ABOUT SEEING LIFE OF PI, BUT SHE CALLED IT I AM PI AND I TOLD HER I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SO SHE REPLIED SAYING SHE MEANT LIFE IS PI.
OH MY GOD.
I AM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING.
So. Tonight at work I walked into the bathroom and into the first stall when I saw this (the top picture) and became overly excited because I could go buy a pop with this bill I just found. Then I realized the bill looked funny and smaller. At first I thought it was just a fake, make believe, toy money, but I flipped it over, just being curious. “Disappointed?” it taunted. “Jesus won’t let you down. Make Jesus Christ Lord of your life!” SCREW YOU. I reject your religion because leaving fake money in a bathroom stall where my hopes will soar sky high is a very, very low jerk move. Thanks, you ruined my night (but also kind of made it because the whole thing was rather amusing). After that I checked the other stalls to see if there was any other Jesus money, in the hopes to write something funny about buying pop with money which in fact bought happiness, but there wasn’t.
Jesus won’t let you down.
Make Jesus Christ Lord of your life!
For God so loved the WORLD that He gave HIs only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16
God provides us with things money can’t buy.
… love, joy, peace, goodness, faith, gentleness, self control. Gal 5:22-23
Pray to receive Jesus into your heart!
Dear Jesus, I repent from my old ways (Peter 3:9)
Please be the Lord of my life.
I ask that you come into my heart and help me live through you.
Thank you for dying on the cross to save me!
I believe God raised you from the dead and I thank you for the hope of heaven and my salvation.
- Question: What irritates you most about Alex?
- Matt: He’s always late. He’s like clockwork in his lateness. Yesterday in Southhampton, the bus was picking us up at half 12 at the hotel to go to the venue, and [tour manager] Timm phoned him, goes, ‘Al, where are you? The bus is here.’ Everybody knew what time they had to be down there. He said, ‘I’m watching Danger Mouse’. He was still in bed.
ALL THE AWARDS!
Soooo… Is this the Pottermore of Hunger Games?
now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive… and then tumblr people will unite, create their own country and rule the world.
They could have just said unicorns are made of pure uncut awesome. lol
Hahahahah yes!! I am obsessed with this. And Oxford commas. I learned the other day that Chicago style (or was it AP? can’t remember) says no Oxford commas, and it made me MAD. Oxford commas are where it’s at.
This is why oxford commas are important, folks.
Reblog if you’re against wizard bullying.