Anonymous asked: You are such a fucking bitch, you know that? You sit there and act like you're so much better than everyone else, and you think you're so fucking original, but you're not. You are just like every other stupid bitch. You think you're so creative and wonderful, but you are nothing more than a poser from the fucking internet. So cut the fucking bullshit and stay out of peoples' business. People don't need you. People don't want you interfering with their lives. Stop being so vain and annoying.

Ooooh, hun. You just handed me a loaded gun.

I KNOW I am better than you. You know why? Because I don’t send anonymous hate mail, mother fucker. Trust me, I know it’s hard sometimes not to be the little person and sink to that self degrading level where you hide behind a gray face and make a complete fool of yourself, (there’s a few people I would love bitch out anonymously) but, for me it really goes against my values. Shocking, I know, but I do have some. Unlike you, who apparently has none.

And, uh. New flash there they buddy- nothing is an original. Everything is a copy of a copy. But congrats. You, my dear friend, are soooooooooooooo original! You know, how you did that thing where you sent me hate mail anonymously. So fucking original. Take your own medicine and then shut the fuck up, please.

Nooooo. I’m not like every other stupid bitch. I DIDN’T SEND ANONYMOUS HATE MAIL to someone. Also, how could I possibly be like every other stupid bitch? Some of them are tall and have boobs. I’m short and barely have boobs. Some bitches have long hair or super short hair, I’m somewhere in between. Some bitches are 18 or 16 or maybe even 15, and of course, there’s 19 and 20 and 21 and 22 and so on, but me? I’m 17. Do you get the picture, or should I explain more because that small little hate mail sending brain of yours is confused, aye?

Though, however, I do need an explanation from you. How am I poser? Posing is being fake… and I’m a real human being… So. Am I, like, in a book or a movie or something?

Okay. Hold up. What the fuck? How am I in “peoples’ business” and “interfering with their lives”? Look, if this is who I think it is, I’m sorry. I really am. If I could change it, I would. And I am trying to work on it, but then again, I have been for the last two years… Though, I don’t think it is you, you should be above that. But then again, I figured I’d get back lash for that little slip up.

I’m not even going to touch the “people don’t need you” line, because both you and I know that that isn’t true.

Vain? When was I vain? Generally, I don’t like myself…. So. If this is about the picture of myself I posted yesterday with the tag of ‘I feel so cute’ or something like that, I’m sorry I felt good about myself for once. I’ll just go shave all my hair off and gain a hundred pounds. Would that make you happy little anon?

There. I think I’m done. Anything else you want to add? Because I would be more than happy to discuss all of this with you, especially if I know who you are.
Though, I do have to say how proud I am in the proper grammar and spelling in your hate mail.
And thanks for the input. You can tell how unaffected I am by me not changing a single thing. Have a wonderful day.